Saturday, April 21, 2012

NEW DIET, THE FEEDING TUBE

I just heard about this new diet, which a doctor insert a tube through your nose down the esophagus and into the stomach. Then basically you feed yourself through that tube, and you stay with that tube for 10 or 9 days, depends how much you want to lose.



According to the research i did, lots of brides do it to be able to fit in a wedding dress!!! so u do it and remove it 2 or 3 days before your wedding.....WHAT ENERGY WOULD YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX.
Sorry everyone i had to say that i am so sorry.
Anyway i thought, if this is really a hit and lots of people are doing it why don't we accessorize that tube.

What i mean is instead of the tube looking like this


You have choices of having the tube a tattoo style tube like this


or a bling bling tube


or wear a traditional Emarati borqa


People will not see the tube coming out of your nose.

Another option is your tube would be hidden under an Indian nose ring.

nose piercing with bridal chain


Now seriously you are all my witnesses i thought of it first. Anyone planing to sell those tubes i will SUE THEM.
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