Saturday, April 21, 2012

NEW DIET, THE FEEDING TUBE

I just heard about this new diet, which a doctor insert a tube through your nose down the esophagus and into the stomach. Then basically you feed yourself through that tube, and you stay with that tube for 10 or 9 days, depends how much you want to lose.



According to the research i did, lots of brides do it to be able to fit in a wedding dress!!! so u do it and remove it 2 or 3 days before your wedding.....WHAT ENERGY WOULD YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX.
Sorry everyone i had to say that i am so sorry.
Anyway i thought, if this is really a hit and lots of people are doing it why don't we accessorize that tube.

What i mean is instead of the tube looking like this


You have choices of having the tube a tattoo style tube like this


or a bling bling tube


or wear a traditional Emarati borqa


People will not see the tube coming out of your nose.

Another option is your tube would be hidden under an Indian nose ring.

nose piercing with bridal chain


Now seriously you are all my witnesses i thought of it first. Anyone planing to sell those tubes i will SUE THEM.
FASHIONABLE  FEEDING  TUBE  COPY  RIGHT  BLOG 966

Saturday, April 14, 2012

GIZMON iCA

An iPhone 4 - 4S cover, but not any cover.
Your iPhone will look like a classic camera.



GIZMON iCA comes in three colors $65.00


GIZMON iCA MILITALRY only one color $70.00


2 lenses for both styles
Also  a hand strap, a tripod stand, headset strap...etc


Don't leave your iPhone naked ever again ; )

Thursday, April 12, 2012

DOODLE

If you love doodling you will love these

Doodle Duvet Cover
available: single duuvet cover £45 ( 140 x 200 cm ), double duvet cover £70 ( 200 x 200 cm )




 
 Doodle Pillowcase £15.59
75 x 51 cm

Doodle Tablecloth £40


Doodle Memo Wall Stickers £ 24.95
Sizes : 28 x 39cm, 27x27cm and 27 x 18cm



TIC TAC FRANCE

This is funny.
One of the comments that were on youtube about this vedio;
Jantusla:" If this happens to me, i will start picking up wallets. "


Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Saturday, April 7, 2012

TRIP FROM JEDDAH TO MILAN


Now this is something i never thought would happen to me in amillion years.. The plan was very simple, direct flight to Milan then a train to Verona. The trip was after Ramadan and u remember what we said happen during Ramadan; people come and people go .. so the flight was FULLLLLLLLLL.
Got in the plane and i was so surprised they said the plane was full, but almost half of it is empty. Then all of a sudden i found out where was more than half of the passengers. A huge number of omra people came on board. I looked as they were all wearing white and holding sebha in their hands, happy for the omra they did in the holly month. A  very old guy was among them, and when i say old i mean it.
We took off and then Ding Dong announcement : dear passenger is there a doctor on board.  I was thinking i am not one but maybe i can pretend to be one just to make sure we arrive on time.. ya3ni what would they need a surgeon. Any way after an hour Ding Dong: dear passenger this is your captain i am sorry to announce that we have to land in Cairo as one of the passengers need medical help.
We landed in Cairo and found out that the person who they announced need medical care is actually DEAD!!!!!!!! The guy died on the plane sob7an alah, alah yer7mo. So we sat there, while they were trying to find a way to get the body off the plane. The police were questioning the guy who was responsible for the group and telling him no no u have to come with us..you have to leave the plane with the body, the guy told them that he is responsible for a big group of people on board how can he leave them. Any way the Egyptian police said: da feha gesa mosh le3b  >  there is a dead body this is not a game. The guy freaked out and i think he thought he will never go home.
Finnally they took the body from the back of the plane, and that was after 3 hours of waiting. 
ahhhhhhhh me and my trips
NA